Daily Interview with: Bobby the Magician

Welcome to our Daily Interview! Today, we're finding out more about the controversial Bobby the Magician, who was born by being pulled out of a top hat.

Q: So, Bobby, I have it on a good source that you were conjured at birth. Is that true?

A: Yes. No. Maybe. Not denied.

Q: So you're an enigma.

A: No, YOU'RE an enigma!

Q: Changing the subject, how's your hat doing?

A: Actually, it wants to suck you in with its Magic Vortex.

Q: Why did I sign up for this job?

* Error: Reporter magically vanished. Come back tomorrow for an interview with Photo Negative Thomas The Tank Engine!