Daily Interview with: Peanut Butter Cookie & the Crumbles

So, today, CCN News' Daily Interview department is finding out the deepest secrets of the band Peanut Butter Cookie and the Crumbles. PB, as the lead singer is known, narrowly escaped being eaten last Friday by a cookie addict. We wanted to know more:

Q: So, PB, what was your reaction to the shock of somebody attempting to consume you?

A: I almost crumbled in shock! It's a surprise whenever a madman attempts to eat you.

Q: Wait, does that happen often?

A: Oh yes! Kids are the worst, you can keep stuffing them til' they pop and yet they won't ever stop devouring your brethren! The horror!

Q: Your sentences are running together, you seem pretty hysterical....maybe I should put you out of your misery...

* CHOMP*

Error: Subject Eaten. Please return tomorrow for an interview with the hit stuntman Manic Dolphin.