Daily Interview: a sincere apology

We most sincerely apologize for not posting an interview yesterday. It was a beautiful one, with rainbows and sunshine and nobody getting eaten, but a goat ate it. For today's interview, we're questioning this criminally inclined ungulate.

Q: So, Goat, what led to your brash behavior?

A: Braaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Q: Is that the sound goats make?

A: Braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Q: Evidently so, though it translates oddly into text. How about this question-HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT YOURSELF, YOU LITTLE {Redacted, Censored, and Deemed Unfit for Children}?!? YOU DISAPPOINTED ALL OUR VIEWERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A: *licks lips* BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Q: No! Stop eating my designer tux! Somebody call him off! Bad goat! Leave the cameraman alone! RUN!!!

* Error: Goat ate entire crew's clothing. Come back tomorrow, as long as no more unanticipated occurrences disrupt our schedule....