Daily Interview with: Photo Negative Thomas the Tank Engine

Today we're uncovering the truth about Thomas the Train's evil twin, PHOTO NEGATIVE Thomas. He's a bit creepy and foreboding, unlike his brother (although personally I find both terrifying).

Q: So, Tommy, how ya doin'?

A: Actually, bad. I feast on human blood and I haven't found any susceptible children for days.

Q: Creepy. Anything else you'd like to say, before you inevitably eat me?

A: Actually, yes. To all those little children watching TV...I'M WATCHING YOU BACK, ALL THE TIME.

Q: Ultra creepy. I suppose you're going to eat me now.

A: Actually, no.

Q: Really?

A: Actually, I was kidding.

* Error: reporter, camera crew, and all other people in immediate vicinity devoured. Come back tomorrow, and we'll run a random interview if we can find any reporter brave enough to continue the job.