Daily Interview: DOUBLE JEOPARDY!!!

Sorry for yesterday's inconvenience...the fact that there was no Daily Interview crushed you all, I'm sure. Sadly, I can't go back in time and undo our network's mistakes, so instead, now that we've found a reporter, we're doing TWO interviews today. (The title was supposed to be Daily Double, but some klutz in production called it Double Jeopardy instead.)

Interview One is with the "explosive man" Nitro Wilson. He literally explodes on contact.

Q: So, Nitro, what exactly makes you combust so frequently?

A: Actually, I don't know... It's just a need, like having to use the bathroom or eat or drink. I do it without thinking.

Q: Is it painful?

A: Not for me....BUT IT IS FOR YOU!

* BOOM*

* Error: subject spontaneously combusted. Moving on to Interview Two, once we get our reporter some burn cream.

Interview Two is with Hungry Mungry of Shel Silverstein's works. This one is strangely predictable...

Q: So, Hungry, do you prefer to be called Hungry or Mungry?

A: I don't care, ask me after I've eaten.

Q: Would you like me to get you a sandwich, perhaps, or a granola bar? I think they sell hot dogs downstairs...

A: No, I'm going to walk to the all-you-can-eat buffet next door.

Q: You mean you're not going to eat me?

A: No! You probably taste worse than you smell!

Q: Thanks, I guess...

Well, that's one interview successfully ended-

* CHOMP CHOMP CHEW MACERATE*

* Error: flying crocodile appeared and ate reporter. See you tomorrow, when we'll interview an as yet undetermined subject!