Daily Interview with: a proton

So, today we're trying something less dangerous: interviewing a subatomic particle called a proton. They're everywhere, since they make up atoms, so to distinguish this proton we're calling it Polly.

Q: How's life as a proton, Polly? A: _______________________

Q: Sorry, her handwriting is too tiny to read. Let's see... put in your headphones and click "audio" to hear her talk.

A: (AUDIO)

Q: This isn't going to work. Well, at least we didn't get eaten this week. See you next week for an inter-

* KABOOOOOOM*

* Error: recurring joke didn't happen, causing studio to implode. See you tomorrow for an interview with Hans Happery, the inventor of the Brain Tickler Straw.