The Death of Superman

So, in the year 2010, Superman was walking when a cantaloupe fell on his head. Shortly after, Rose Tyler hit him with a balance beam. He lingered for five days before exploding in a shower of glittery peace signs. He was buried under his grandmother's bed with a sign that read "the ugliest potato ever to meet a frog." His coffin was later found full of hero sandwiches, placed by R2-D2 in a memorial service. His memory lives on with:

Nobody

His friends (there were none)

His family (they all disowned him)

His wife (who attempted to assassinate him)

You can visit his memorial statue in Westchester, England. It looks like a cold lump of Emergen-C that somebody had in their pants pocket, because this is what it was. His Legacy Bracelet can be found in the Cantaloupe-Tyler museum, which they built after becoming the rulers of Palau.