Daily Interview with: Manic Dolphin

Welcome to today's Daily Interview with stuntman Manic Dolphin. He's loud, he's proud, he's deranged, and he might be drunk.

Q: So, Manic Dolphin, how did you choose your unique name?

A: I didn't.

Q: Elaborate, please.

A: What?

Q: How did you get your name, then?

A: SQUIRREL! SQUIRREL! GET IT OFF ME!

Q: Okay...never mind. Moving on.

A: I once found a cat under my bedside table. It was three feet long and had a stinger.

Q: Please make it stop.

A: It's behind you.

Q: What?

A: THE CAT HAS COME! GLORY! GLORY! ALL HAIL THE SCORPI-CAT!

Q: There is not a cat behind me....and it definitely doesn't have a stinger.

Cat: *hisses* *makes hairball*

Q: Help! HELP!

* Error: Reporter maliciously devoured. Please come back tomorrow for an interview with Debbie-Jean Wonkle, the hair collector!