Superman Hates Mexican Food

He then threw up in the gutter.
 * Superman was spotted leaving Del's Spicy Shack at 2 a.m. yesterday. "Mexican food just ain't good for my bowels," he said to our news reporter Johnny Pickle. "Beans are like my secret enemy, they're really toad in the hole."

After wiping his mouth, he adds, "I've had multiple people ask me right after I've eaten Mexican food if someone had dropped a stink bomb on the whole town. They say it smells like power. Power...ful stink."